We amused ourselves yesterday with Thanksgiving jokes. Better late than never. Enjoy!
Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
What did Pilgrims make bread out of? May flour.
Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? ‘Cause they’re already stuffed.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone? Because he was ready to roast.
How does a turkey travel? By gravy train.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist.
What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A gobblet.
What happened when the turkey played football? He got ejected for fowl play.
What’s the best song to play while cooking Thanksgiving dinner? All About That Baste.
What is a turkey thankful for at Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
What does a one-legged turkey say? Wobble wobble.
What do they call a seagull flying over the bay? A Baygull. (Ok, not a Thanksgiving joke, but funny anyway.)
I hope you had plenty to be thankful for this year!
P.S. My family wants me to quit already with the corny Thanksgiving jokes, but I can’t just stop cold turkey!!
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